...and carry a big stick

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

Golf isn't a game, it's a choice that one makes with one's life.

There's something intrinsically therapeutic about choosing to spend your time in a wide, open park- like setting that non-golfers can never truly understand. - Charles Rosin

"I've always made a total effort, even when the odds seemed entirely against me. I never quit trying; I never felt that I didn't have a chance to win." -Arnold Palmer

Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at.- Jimmy Demaret

The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.- Will Rogers

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball. -Jack Lemmon